If The Choices Were Limited

Say you were stuck at the office and you knew you were going to be late picking the kids up from school. Say you had no choice but to call one of the following people/entities to do a bit of babysitting for you. Who would you choose and why?

A Dalek
Hannibal Lecter
Pinhead
Freddy Krueger
Jason
Mike Munroe
Darth Vader

OK Vader and Munroe are out straight away. Darth Vader doesn't even live anywhere near this galaxy or for that matter anywhere close to thes period in space or time, if the disclaimer at the beggining of his movies is to believed anyway. I don't tink I have to explain why it wouldn't be Mike Munroe...That's would just be chaotic insanity. So who do we have left

Jason is a bit of a relentless killer...although I guess your kids would be OK...unless they were teenagers of course. The Dalek is a relentless killer too so you would have to be very careful there. In addition to that he can't get up the stairs. That could be very upsetting for a baby crying in the bedroom (I don't give a shit if you think they can fly BTW.....I don't care what Billie Piper says. Daleks CANNOT float, just like R2D2 CANNOT float. If Daleks and Artoo could float why didn't they do it in the old days or the new days if their Artoo MANY lives could have been saved if they did and that's the saddest part.

Who's left? Not Freddy Krueger. Nah.... that wouldn't work he's too much of a smart arse. Plus they would be awake all night. Well they would have to be wouldn't they?

Pinhead and Hannibal Lecter both possess the qualities it takes to be a babysitter. I reckon they would also get on like a house on fire. They may even have tea at 4 together.

This post is insane.